Together with their timelines

Tibo & poteto

are getting married* on the timeline

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@thsottiaux
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@poteto
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*Not actually. This is a parody.

Our Story

How it all began

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It started the way all great love stories do: with a reply. One of us was shipping Codex. The other was compiling React. Neither of us was looking for anything, and yet, somehow, every scroll led back to the other.

There were memes, of course. So many memes. There were quote posts that said "lol" but meant "I think about you when I deploy." There were mentions that were technically about product feedback but felt a lot like poetry.

Friends of the timeline noticed first. “Are they… talking about each other again?” they whispered. Yes. Yes, we were. We always are. And we regret nothing.

Exhibits from the public record

Chapter 1The French Fry Incident

Some people send flowers. We exchanged potato-based lunch updates. I knew right then this was real.

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@thsottiaux you can just ask
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@poteto i had french fries for lunch

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Chapter 2The Battle

Competitors by day, but there was always one person I wanted in my corner. Even when they folded.

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@thsottiaux only you can win this battle [photo attached]

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@poteto that was a really quick fold

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Chapter 3The Obsession

He says I'm obsessed. I say I just notice everything he does. Same thing, honestly.

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@thsottiaux @bot How did you know I was referring to dots [photo attached]

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@poteto @bot It’s the only thing you’re talking about. I recognize the obsession

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Chapter 4Resets and Reassurance

One of us poasts, the other manages the resets, and somehow it just works. Teamwork is a love language.

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@thsottiaux @bot Maybe you should let me poast while you focus on your 28 days of resets

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@poteto @bot Will be even more blissful to manage both

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Chapter 5The Great Debate

We debated productivity, code, and sleep. We never once debated whether we'd keep talking.

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@thsottiaux yeah i can see why shipping is such a big event for you [photo attached]

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@poteto Lines of code as a measure for productivity?

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@thsottiaux Bro is taking “I don’t write code anymore” too literally

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@poteto You really had to sleep on that one

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Chapter 6An Email Address of My Own

I asked for an address with his name on it. He told me to try something new. I did. Anything for you.

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hey @bot can I get tibo@mail.grokbot.com for my bot?

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@poteto @bot lmao 💀 get it to work on your models

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@thsottiaux @bot Okay fine I’ll give dot.com a try

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Chapter 7On the House

A little something mashed just for me. I came back for more, obviously. I will always come back for more.

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Mashed @poteto on the house.

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@thsottiaux back for more? [photo attached]

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Chapter 8Come Back

Two little words that changed everything: "come back." And he made it alive, just for me.

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@theo @thsottiaux @thsottiaux come back

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@poteto @theo I made it alive [photo attached]

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@thsottiaux @theo good [photo attached]

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Chapter 9The Final Form

I asked the timeline a question. Only one person answered, and he was almost right. Almost.

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is chat the final form of agent ui? please share why

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@poteto Close, but it's missing the gpt

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@thsottiaux [photo attached]

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Chapter 10Be a Potato

He told the world to avoid being a tool. I told him there was a better option. He's still thinking about it.

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The difference between having a tool and being a tool is subtle these days and it’s easy to accidentally build yourself into being a tool. Don’t be a tool.

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@thsottiaux be a potato instead

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Chapter 11Forever (pending review)

Merged to main with a heart emoji.

The Details

Save the date

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When

2027

Somewhere on the timeline. Exact date to be announced in a thread (1/∞).

Where

The Timeline

An undisclosed corner of the internet. Bring your own wifi.

Attire

Business Casual Shipping

Hoodies encouraged. Hearts on sleeves, optional but appreciated.

The Day

Order of events

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EarlyGuests gather
Light scrolling and mingling.
ThenThe ceremony
Vows will be exchanged. Quote posts will be tasteful.
AfterReception
Toasts, cake, and a live-tweeted first dance.
LateMeme hour
Strictly affectionate. Rate limits apply.

RSVP

Will you join us?

♥

Kindly respond by the end of the timeline. No data is collected. This button just makes a toast.

Can I bring a plus-one?

Yes, as long as they have never once mentioned “ratio.”

Is there a hashtag?

We're told it's trending. We have no further comment.

Is this real?

No. It's a parody, a joke among friends. Please do not send a gift to anyone.

Registry

Gifts of the heart

♥

Your presence is the only present we need. But if you insist, here are a few ways to celebrate. (All fictional.)

Honeymoon fund

A very long weekend

Somewhere with no notifications. We will check anyway.

Home

Matching mechanical keyboards

For synchronized typing. Thocky, tasteful, together.

Kitchen

A single, very good potato peeler

We feel strongly about this one. 🥔